Friday, May 23, 2014

You Might Be Politically Stupid


You Might Be Politically Stupid
Kevin Bryant

Are you a target of the Big Central Power Government Hungry Politicians? If you are politically stupid, then the answer is a resounding “Yes”. How does one know if they are or not? This simple test might help you: 

If you think it’s good for the country if government stops farmers in California from growing food because we might hurt a few 3 in fish in the process, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you were one of the countless millions joining Al Gore in declaring global warming would cause the polar ice caps to completely melt away by 2013, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe fracking causes earthquakes, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe in reelecting the same person over and over because that is the only name you recognize, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe that the government only has your best interest at heart, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe the government shut down all the national parks in 2013 because they didn’t have money to keep them open, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe a socialist utopian nation would be wonderful and is actually achievable, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe the rich are rich because they don’t pay taxes, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe children are better off in public schools than private schools, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe speech should be limited and monitored, not only are you a Nazi, but, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you believe all politicians are honest, You Might Be Politically Stupid. 

If you voted for Obama twice, believe being a woman is qualification enough for Hillary to become president, believe John Boehner is a conservative or think 4 people in Benghazi died because of a YouTube video, then you just flat out are Politically Stupid and beyond help.  

So, how did you do?

 

2 comments:

bud s said...

THINK IM NOT

barb p said...

Well there may be a lot I do not know about politics...but I am
"not politically stupid"...at all!!!!!!!