Al Ritter
The non compos mentis leader of the free world has
escaped to his underground lair at Camp David. He will be preparing for his
debate in 7 days on June 27th. He will be tutored by his most
trusted unindicted accomplices in the Whitehouse.
On June 26th he will be snatched from his
basement abode in much the same way Punxsutawney is every groundhog day, juiced
with amphetamines and propped up on the podium. Actually not much differently
than he was in his last two state of the union speeches.
I don’t think there will be a second debate, nor do I
think there will be a need for one.
The Biden administration has made so many stipulations
on this debate, no audience, cutting off the mic of the other person to allow
no interaction between candidates, moderators are Dana Bash and Jake Tapper of
CNN, and coin toss for podiums. Two other interesting things are no
pre-prepared notes, and two breaks in which neither of the candidate’s staff
can offer advice.
Those last two things may be Biden’s undoing as he is
always carefully scripted and prompted, Trump on the other hand works off the
cuff.
I like Trump’s suggestion that Biden be given a drug
test before the debate (I mean aren’t all federal employees subject to random
drug testing?) And Number 2 would be to check Biden for ear pieces. If
interaction with staff isn’t allowed neither should ear pieces!
This should be an interesting debate to say the least!
LOL, Benny Johnson's take:
5 comments:
OMG Al! I love your biting humor!
Hiding in the basement again would NOT be a good strategy to win reelection
Joe will get all the softball questions and the moderators will make sure that he doesn't make any slip ups!
I wonder if Hunter will be telling him what drugs to take before the debate
I wonder if he will be shouting into the mike like he does in all his state of the union addresses.
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