Friday, June 21, 2024

Uncle Joe’s Gone Underground Again

Al Ritter


The non compos mentis leader of the free world has escaped to his underground lair at Camp David. He will be preparing for his debate in 7 days on June 27th. He will be tutored by his most trusted unindicted accomplices in the Whitehouse.

On June 26th he will be snatched from his basement abode in much the same way Punxsutawney is every groundhog day, juiced with amphetamines and propped up on the podium. Actually not much differently than he was in his last two state of the union speeches.

I don’t think there will be a second debate, nor do I think there will be a need for one.

The Biden administration has made so many stipulations on this debate, no audience, cutting off the mic of the other person to allow no interaction between candidates, moderators are Dana Bash and Jake Tapper of CNN, and coin toss for podiums. Two other interesting things are no pre-prepared notes, and two breaks in which neither of the candidate’s staff can offer advice.

Those last two things may be Biden’s undoing as he is always carefully scripted and prompted, Trump on the other hand works off the cuff.

I like Trump’s suggestion that Biden be given a drug test before the debate (I mean aren’t all federal employees subject to random drug testing?) And Number 2 would be to check Biden for ear pieces. If interaction with staff isn’t allowed neither should ear pieces!

This should be an interesting debate to say the least!

LOL, Benny Johnson's take:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDOql3Vb1e8

5 comments:

Sheila2ConserveLiberty said...

OMG Al! I love your biting humor!

Bennie S said...

Hiding in the basement again would NOT be a good strategy to win reelection

Terri o said...

Joe will get all the softball questions and the moderators will make sure that he doesn't make any slip ups!

Turk 182 said...

I wonder if Hunter will be telling him what drugs to take before the debate

Kevin said...

I wonder if he will be shouting into the mike like he does in all his state of the union addresses.